I took Ellie to the nudist colony-er-- umm... I mean library this morning.
Look what statues were in the courtyard leading up to entrance...
Where in the world would this ever occur? Is she maybe waiting in line at the post office?
She just heard that Wegman's had a sale on frozen yogurt?
"Just a minute, honey, it's almost our turn to make a return at Kohl's."
Here's what I say about the whole thing--"Quit letting that kid crawl all over you and put some clothes on already!"
For Hell's sake, people! This is a public library!
Here's the big question of the day: Does this mean I'm a prude because I don't like interacting with my kids while in the nude?